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You remember Ted, the guy that died last night? Yes, I remember.
Hey, Joe, the demonstration's over, so what do you say you get back to work, huh?
[ Clicks Tongue ] I'm gonna close the door behind me,
I should just let you finish those so you can get back to your grieving.
I gotta-- I gotta go.
I know. That's what I said-- the coffee machine.
No, no. He worked here for, uh, five-- uh, six years, actually.
And you-you have the-the nerve, the gall to call him an ass!
Far from being upset. I-I'm really quite the opposite, what-whatever that would be.
Well, not really.
[ Groans ] "Dear everyone,
Take that guy for example. I mean, he's probably worked here for years.
I can't do it. Yes, you can.
So... you're not upset about Ted's death?
You know, my dog used to drink out of the toilet all the time and nothing happened to her.
It's just not going to happen, Joe. [ Whirring ]
into Bill's secret repository of tasty Ted-bits and fond Ted-memberances.
- Ad Sales, did you say? - Accounting.
You okay, 'cause--
All right. You killed Ted. Big deal. Am I right?
"I've decided to take my own life.
Sure, I'm upset. In fact, only moments ago, I was...
♪ Now we're really, really really, really rockin' ♪
Well, if there's no picture here, I--
The "coffier" where we make coffees?
Hey, Dave, I-I came as soon as I heard.