Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ [ Imitating Electric Guitar ]
Even if I... dangle my tie over top of here, nothin' happens.
but, you know, I really didn't know the guy.
Yes, I'm fine. Joe, you gotta stop blaming yourself for this.
[ Scoffs ] Bravo.
Oh, I thought I heard you crying.
Well, thank you for calling.
[ Laughs ] No.
Is that possible? I don't know. I'm tryin'.
Not telling it like it is.
Look, I may not have known Ted well while he was alive,
'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. Wait, wait-- What?
Don't get me wrong. I'm as upset as anybody about this. Bill--
What, are you gonna use your feet?
- What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna open it up and fix it...
He took a bullet for me in the battle for San... Luis Obispo.
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[ Joe ] Yeah, I guess.
retrieved a pair of scissors and cut himself loose from the machinery--
[ Sobbing ] I'm fine. I just--
Dave, really, I don't think today's the day to, you know,
Get away. Get away! Get away. Get away.
Had Ted simply dragged the photocopier over to Beth's desk,
I'm saddened by the death of another human being, obviously,
and I got a big fat tie, and I wanna make 20 copies of it."
Just please-- Just get out. Remember, Dave, just remember: no taboos.
- I'm not crying. Not crying. - Okay.
D-Do you mean to say that the actual service is gonna be...
You doin' all right, Dave? Yeah, fine.