Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Light, Rapid Knocking ]
Well, at least Ted didn't die in vain.
Just take-- It's hot. then he would h--
[ Chuckles ] What are you doing at my desk?
Hey, I hear someone's in the market for a few good Ted stories.
- No. - That is so stupid.
And then, you know, she left, and now...
- He died, Matthew. - "And I'm dead!"
What happened to Ted was a freak accident, and I can prove it.
It's all right. Okay?
You sure? I'll be fine.
Ted's death was nothing but a freak accident.
I didn't know the guy, all right? I-I-I-- I'm fine.
I guess Ted's death did affect me. That's w-weird, isn't it?
[ Together ] Oh, my God!
Off the hook, eh, compadre?
I-I'm not venting, all right? I was angry at Matthew.
Is that your monkey wrench?
Star Wars was one.
No, no, really. I'm-I'm-- I mean, I'm--
No, Matthew. The copy machine.
Hey, get out of my purse!
Yeah. And remember, there are no taboos in grieving.
But if it's too soon for you to talk,
You know, toilet water is, like, almost the same...
Hi, Dave. I was wondering if you could help me edit this piece on--
♪ Was a clever beast ♪