Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think... no matter how well you know a person, I think you always wish you knew 'em better.
♪ But Matthew's mithril chain mail ♪
Well, basically, Ted's family asked me to give the eulogy at his funeral,
a favorite song or book, movie, anything?
fill me in on the last few years of his life, give me some good Ted stories.
No, I'll just come back later. This probably isn't a good time.
I'm-- Well, I'm fine. Sure you are.
A fact I only learned moments ago.
No, Matthew, the copier, where we make copies.
- How many verses does this song have? - Thirty.
Oh, yeah. It's hard. It's hard. I mean, each week someone...
You know, Ted. Uh-uh.
You th-- Yeah? I guess so.
[ Sighs ] Joe, I can say this without any exaggeration.
like a case of soda pop that's been in the garage too long.
All right. What do you say we just hit "copy"?
Apparently he, uh, you know, looked after the books...
Yeah.
I mean, eventually it's-- it's gonna explode.
No, I'm not upset at all. I'm not--
No, Dave! No, no. You can't keep it all bottled up inside...
Hell of a guy.
I modified the document feeder so it would collate faster.
and he choked to death.
Look, I salvaged your favorite monkey wrench.
but you're not angry with God...