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Best man in the world to be stuck in a foxhole with.
Ted? He-- He was n-- Was he new? He must have been new, right?
"May the Force be with you.
You know? Guess he was just one of those guys in Ac--
- [ Jack ] Great. Thank you. - Oh, and please forgive Dave.
One of the bravest sons of bitches I ever knew.
- Oh. I'm sorry. - What?
Oh. Well, I-I-- I hope you got some good... Ted stories.
♪ [ Organ ]
So. [ Sighs ] Whoo.
Then walk this way through the gates of Ted-dom...
I've never met him.
Huh? Bravo. You did it, son.
who was so cold and emotionless that her son ended up, you know,
[ Knocking Resumes ]
Come in?
But there you have it.
You know, you can't know everybody. You know? You just can't. I mean--
so that it provides a quick and painless death."
[ Lisa ] What's goin' on? That's what we'd like to know.
Joe, how could you possibly be responsible for Ted's death?
[ Whirring ] There you go.
so, uh, I flew in this morning, and here I am.
and then you can just do whatever you want, okay?
You are one of the top three most indispensable people working in this station.
Well, I'm not surprised. He was a tough guy to get to know.