Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TO HACK A BIT OFF.

Inspector: LOVELY SONG.

WITH THE WINNING SONG, ONCE AGAIN.

BUT THIS IS NOT THE ONLY OPEN-AIR PRODUCTION HERE

COME ON, EVERYBODY, THAT'S RIGHT.

( crowd cheers )

of How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body

I'M A LITTLE BIT SAD AND LONELY

PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED

WELL, I'LL JUST EXAMINE YOUR NOSE.

( theme music returns )

BUT WE'VE SETTLED INSTEAD

WE ALL KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN

THIS NOSE OF YOURS IS FALSE.

( all shouting and screaming )

TO TAKE A GLASS OF SHERRY WITH THE FLYING PHILOSOPHER, BRUCE

ETC., ETC., ETC., AMEN.

BING TIDDLE TIDDLE, BANG TIDDLE TIDDLE

THAT'S A STRANGE EXPRESSION, BRUCE.

( imitates phone ringing )

HEAIN'T FEELING TOO GOOD TODA Y.

NOW HIS BABY'S GONEAWA Y

I like your dog

OH, I WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.

BING TIDDLE TIDDLE, BANG TIDDLE TIDDLE

I'VE TOLD HIM HE'S WELCOME TO TEACH

NUMBER 11:: MORE NAUGHTY BITS.

NUMBER SIX:: JUSTABOVE THE ELBOW.

THEY DON'T STAMP ANIMALS "PROPERTY OF THE ZOO."

FOR YEARS, THE CITY HAD BEEN PLAGUED

OH, SITTING ON THE SETTEE

BONG TIDDLE TIDDLE TIDDLE DING DING...

OF THE "WHERE TO PUT EDWARD HEATH'S STATUE" COMPETITION.

YES, MONACO IS THE WINNER.

( mockingly ): I SUPPOSE WE SAY "EHNVELOPE"

NOW, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE?

TOUT LE MONDE, QUOI?

WELL, THIS YEAR WE DECIDED TO REENACT

THEY STAMP THEM WHEN THEY'RE SMALL.