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BANG TIDDLE TIDDLE...

( audience laughter )

SHE'S A GOOD SHEILA, BRUCE

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

WHEREAS IN FACT, I'M INVESTIGATING A BURNLEY.

THAT'S INCLUDING THE FLIGHT.

I SWEAR, I WILL.

TO CLOSE THE MEETING WITH A PRAYER.

Announcer: AND THAT'S THE FINAL ENTRY

NO, IT'S A LINK, THOUGH.

I hate your dog very much

( "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"plays )

( men humming soulful background harmony )

AH! HERE COMES THE BOSSFELLA NOW.

I'M A LITTLE BIT MOODY TODAY, SIR.

THAT CONCLUDES THE READING OF THE RULES.

Part one, the beginning.

IT IS A STARTLER, ISN'T IT?

NUMBER 13:: THE NAUGHTY BITS OFA HORSE.

SO DON'T COME THESE PETTY DISTINCTIONS WITH ME.

ALL: AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA

WELL-SPOKEN, BRUCE.

I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER, DUCKY.

( laughter and applause )

OH! THE AMERICAN FLIGHT.

I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT'S ON THE TELEVISION SET

WHY DID YOU SAY "BURMA"?

NO, THAT'S MURDER.

OH, WE DON'T HALF TALK POSH, DO WE?

MR. POLEVAULTER, WHY DO YOU CONTRADICT PEOPLE?

( vehicle approaching )

And now we present the first episode

NUMBER 16:: THE HAND.

AH, HELLO, DUCKIE.

I AM VEXED AND RATTY, TWO, THREE