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NUMBER 26:: MARGARET THATCHER'S BRAIN.
ALL ( in unison ): MY GOODNESS ME!
TO WELCOME MR. BALDWIN
THE DISPLACED EYEBALL PLUMMETED EARTHWARD
ALL RIGHT, DON'T ANYBODY MOVE.
WELL, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'D LIKE YOU TO PERFORM SOME PLASTIC SURGERY ON ME.
( laughter )
IS TO GO AND...
PERFORMED BY THE BATLEY TOWNSWOMEN'S GUILD.
UH, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY-- NO IDEA.
AND SO ON
IT'S NOT SO MUCH A JET.
THAT THERE IS STILL PLENTY OF TIME
WHERE'S BRUCE?
OH, WE DON'T FLY TO AMERICA.
I'D STILL LIKE THE OPERATION.
UH... WELL, NO.
NUMBER TWO:: THE SHOULDER.
HE'SA LITTLE BIT SAD AND LONELY
RING THE POLICE.
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A BURGLARY IN WHICH SOMEONE GETS STABBED IS MURDER.
WITH THEIR FAMOUS CLOSE ORDER SWANNING ABOUT.
( screaming)
Announcer: Episode two of The Death ofMary Queen ofScots
( pleasant theme music enters, underpounding )
WITH THE BATLEY TOWNSWOMEN'S GUILD REENACTMENT
Both ( softly ): AND YOUNG AND HANDSOME
( thundering footsteps approaching )
BURGLARY-- THAT'S IT, OF COURSE.
ALL: AMEN.
EVEN WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I... YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I LEFT HOME
OOH.
"S'HOT ENOUGH TO BOIL A MONKEY'S BUM IN 'ERE
I'LL START AGAIN.
ALL: AMEN.
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