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ANYWAY, IF IT CAME FROM THE ZOO
RULE FOUR: I DON'T WANT TO CATCH ANYONE
ALL: HEAR, HEAR!
THANK YOU.
WHICH ZOO IT CAME FROM?
TODAY WE SMASH THE ENEMY FLEET!
We'll call him Bruce!
WHO'LL BE JOINING US THIS YEAR
YOU'RE AS BAD AS A JUDGE.
THERE'S BEEN A BURNLEY.
NOW, THE DUTY-FREE TROLLEY IS OVER THERE.
THAT'S NOT A PART OF THE BODY.
YOU MILITARY FAIRY.
NEXT WEEK, WE'LL BE SHOWING YOU
TWO QUID THE PAIR OF YOU.
( fart )
TO THE PHILOSOPHY DEPARTMENT.
THAT'S MR. KAMIKAZE, THE PILOT.
PERHAPS IT COMES FROM NEXT DOOR.
BY EVER-INCREASING PEDESTRIAN CONGESTION.
IT WILL FALL DOWN THE BACK
AND THERE WERE SEVERAL VOTES ON THE COMMITTEE
BUT MAKE SURE HE STAYS CLEAR OF BATTLESHIPS.
YES, I DO.
NO!
NUMBER 21:: THE BOTTOM TWO- THIRDS OF THE NAPE OF THE NECK.
BANG!
( engine roaring )
OOH-HO!
( audience laughter )
LOOKS LIKE A PENGUIN.
I hate you dog very much
PENGUINS DON'T COME FROM NEXT DOOR.
NUMBER EIGHT:: THE KNEECAP.
YES, TO BE ABSOLUTELY BLUNT
IN AN ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE THIS PROBLEM
( orchestra plays "A Pretty Girl Is Like a Melody" )
AND NUMBER THREE:: THE OTHER FOOT.
THIS, THEN, IS THE STORY OF TWO OF THEM.
WELL, WELL, FOR A LONG TIME NOW, IN FACT
There, I've run rings around you logically
WHICH ZOO?
YOU CAN STICK IT IN A BOTTLE
( laughter )
NUMBER 18:: THE FEATHER... RARE.
TO BUY ECCLES CAKES.
BURGLARY.
AND FURTHER OUT TO SEA
( shouting, with chorus ): BING TIDDLE TIDDLE, TIDDLE, TIDDLE, TIDDLE, BANG!