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Oh, intercourse the penguin
( tires squeal )
IF THERE'S ANYONE WATCHING.
JUST TO KEEP IT CLEAR?
NO, BUT PENGUINS DO.
MY NAME IS SPELLED "LUXURY YACHT"
UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLIBAH-TREE...
THE DEPARTURE OF FLIGHT ONE TO OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY.
O LORD, WE BESEECH THEE, HAVE MERCY ON OUR FACULTY, AMEN.
( music begins )
( laughter )
AND NOT AT ALL STUCK-UP.
WHEN I'M SAD
ARE YOU A POOFTAH?
( chaotic banging and screaming continue )
( bellowing )
OR YOU CAN HOLD IT IN YER HAND, AMEN.
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
OH, YES, MAN, MONACO'S WON DE BIG PRIZE, BWANA.
RULE ONE: NO POOFTAHS.
Pourquoi ?
STAMPED ON IT.
AH, ELEVENSES!
Well call you Bruce
IS YOUR NAME NOT BRUCE THEN
WE... SMASH... SMASH!
YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE YOUR MIND UP STRAIGHT AWAY
MICHAEL BALDWIN, THIS IS BRUCE.
CLASSIFIED INFORMATION?
( chaoticpounding, crashing andyelling )
Men: HELLO, DOLLY...
BEFORE WE START, THOUGH
YOU MILITARY FAIRY
( laughter )
And now...
NO, IT'S MICHAEL.
Man: KEEP LOW, KEEP DOWN, DON'T LAG BEHIND.
AND MURDER IS A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS!
THIS HERE'S THE WATTLE--
NOW MY BABY'S GONE AWAY
MR. NORMAN ST. JOHN POLEVAULTER
( blows whistle )
I MEANT WHAT PROGRAM!
IN THE EVENT OF A BREACH OF A PEACE OF ANY KIND
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