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I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT.
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
OH, WE DO THAT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU COULDN'T AFFORD ME, DEAR, TWO, THREE.
ONLY MARGINALLY CONNECTED WITH IT, LIKE THIS ONE.
NO POOFTAHS!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HAVE NOT BEEN SLOW TO APPRECIATE
( with Australian accent ): GOODDAY, BRUCE!
Are your pronouns not he/him, then?
GET THEM OVER HERE SLOWLY
BIRMINGHAM?
HELLO, SIR, HOW ARE YOU?
TWO INCHES TO THE RIGHT OF A VERY NAUGHTY BIT INDEED.
AND SO ON AND SO ON.
MR. THROATWOBBLER MANGROVE.
HE'S A LITTLE BIT SAD AND LONELY
( laughter )
I'M SORRY, SORRY.
THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA GOES WALKING.
NEW BRUCE, ARE YOU A POOFTAH?
WE LOVE YOU, AMEN.
Other man: I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A BURGLARY.
( applause and cheering )
HELLO?
( glass shatters )
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS VERY GOOD.
MAIS...
RULE SIX: THERE IS NO RULE SIX.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT WOULD HAVE "PROPERTY OF THE ZOO"
( gunshot )
NUMBER ONE:: THE FOOT.
AND NOW, GUTEN ABEND.
( music ends )
( marching musicplaying )
Announcer: HOW TO RECOGNIZE DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE BODY.
YES.
RIGHT, YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND.
THE FORENSIC EXPERT FROM THE MONACO MURDER SQUAD
OH, IS IT A JET?
NO PRUNING NECESSARY.
THEY COME FROM THE ANTARCTIC!