Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because we're above it all now. Listen to Mommy.
The Easter Krampus!
Not if they follow the Bible.
Go, church!
That's gonna be, uh...
"Humble yourself, and God will give you grace.
No, it's not.
Is it to impress that Deirdre lady?
Especially if you care about Artie.
Is this too Egyptian for a seder?
- A rube! - Oh, she misunderstood.
I was asked out by a hideous but very wealthy man
I'm a good person, Kimmy.
because I prefer the less formal "toldja."
About you.
Listen, I'm not like you. I don't care what people think.
No one on the message boards told me his wife died.
-How many fingers am I holding up? -Three, Miss Clara.
You too, ma'am.
And I'm not running away.
but as the Spirit moves you.
A woman crashed her car into the mayor's house this morning.
Honey, you be Ruth and shoulder my burden.
The only thing that stopped Bernice was the pressure and the sugar.
they're not hypocrites because...
And now it seems the poor thing is Grey Gardens-ing.
-Amen! -Tell the truth!
So she used my sin to get us moved all the way to the back.
Good. They need someone who can get through a chromatic modulation
Uh-huh. And why would she do that?
Then we can expose her to the whole church.
I bet that's exactly what happened.
and I run the Easter clothing drive.
They use this as an excuse to be as shady as they want to be.
maybe there's no such thing as real religion
Listen to me, Kimmy. Ladies like that are trouble.
Oh. Like Seinfeld.
Oh, it's too cold and shiny for me.
That woman's a user, a gossip, and a snake in the grass.
Because that 12-year-old boy who got kicked out of the choir...
but trying to be better.
Must... stay... conscious.
I just think you need to know some things
We're getting to the best part: shopping!
-What do you do for a living? -Renaissance man.
Oh, no.
No, she's not, Titus.