Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I haven't heard of them. -Uh, hang on, toots.

A bunch of late-'90s car alarms?

Did you know he made a bunch of shoes once during a cocaine bender?

Girl, read the text!

Safe like home base in Capture the Flag.

Whoa, comfy, huh?

Whoomp, there it is!

I have a misprogrammed Teddy Ruxpin that does that.

Oh, I know all about you.

Feel the Spirit, Brother Titus.

If I'm not mistaken, today is the 15th.

I finally get the title to the movie Face/Off!

I dated a guy who had a pet bird named Jeter.

And also, they stabbed him and made him drink vinegar and laughed at him.

But what's that that the old folks used to say?

Women really can be anything except president or late-night hosts.

See, Titus, Reuben also doesn't have a girlfriend,

and it freaked him out.

You know, gussy up the old head flaps.

Like Miss Clara,

First of all, that'd be a great T-shirt for a medical examiner on her day off.

but it just fwoomped right back.

Noice! What's Good Friday?

- And you people... - Huh?

for who are you to judge your neighbor?"

You use this as an excuse to act like phonies and crumb-bums.

Lillian Kaushtupper.

Well, I also know things.

-I took it from a rich white lady. -Okay, thank you very much.

No. Not cute ducks.

That was very funny, by the way.

Two can play at this game.