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Damn those Sons of Liberty sons of bitches, Dennis.
- Mm, the fat one. - She's not that fat.
We are in dire straits here, okay? We need a change of plan.
I'm really sorry that was huge! That hit you right in the face, didn't it?
Actually, that is why we're here. Uh, we drew up this declaration.
Why is the witch lady shooting at you anyway?
Yeah, like, we got tarred and feathered for your ass, so...
as we possibly can for that Colonel Cricket.
And I curse both of you and all of your stupid guns.
- Such a good story. - Maybe she didn't understand the story.
- It's look cool. - It looks pretty good.
I will beat the man about the face and the neck
- I am a fool... - Yeah.
Ah, well, Colonel, we are the owners of the fine
Shit! Bro we just cracked the liberty bell.
or you can be a burned up witch outside.
You listen to me, you pale-faced English dickhole,
I'm not your slave anymore, Franklin.
Yeeesss
Damn Your Necromancy, Woman!
We're gonna have to work up to that, though, 'cause you are crazy ugly.
- The pumpkin's innocent! - Shoot the pumpkin.
imagine us back in my sprawling manor in England.
We'll get away with it!
You can just take them and force them to do whatever you want.
and then he couldn't drop the she-male thing,
Are you going to drink the beer?
Cause i really, i've had enough of this dude
very good with women.
Ah, hello to you, sirs, and to you, ladies.
You know what? We don't condone that sort of thing, okay?
as part of the walking tour of Philly.
Wait, why would we want to be free from the British?
are you saying you’re gay??
- Yeah, let's get it down, man. - Let's take it down.
Sodomites in frilly lace.
She cursed the gun.
Brings the tribe together.
- and the queen is impressed. - Yeah, that's a bad guy, that's not the king.