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I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT
- Let me tell the story, Charlie. - Okay.
In order to be considered as a historical site,
that's mustard!
I mean, taxation with representation, right?
dress like you're dressed... British peons, okay?
the highest ranking military officer here?
Uh, may I help you gentlemen with something?
Your dumb-dick partner walked into the bar
Try on me.
One, two, three.
He really lobbed a big hunk off your head up here.
Get back to the bar!
I do not give a shit, madam!
But which of you gentlemen happens to be
- Yes. Shoot. - All right.
Shit.
- First and last, please. - Son of a bitch.
You talking about garments and jewelry?
Brings the tribe together
Cricket. Colonel Cricket.
He really has an ugly face.
Good with women? You mean good at women?
Oh, that's not good. We didn't mean to...
- No! - No, no!
...you have made me the happiest man alive!
We're not gonna give it to you for free.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure… pretty sure
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You son of a bitch.
Have you now?