Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

are you sayin’ you’re gay?
The liberty bar.
No, look. I'm holding homeboy's arms back.
If we're gonna get this declaration into the hands of the queen,
- Rip it right off the wall. - Whoa, guys, guys, guys.
Are you saying your gay?
Yeah. And you're going to be deformed for the rest of your life.
Now let me hear the voice.
Good one, witch
All right, look.
Now, get me a flagon of ale. Get your own ale, dick.
Sit tight, sir.
However, I do desire to seek further counsel with the lady.
- You spit in my face. - Oh! Yep. Yep. There it is.
Revolution! That's great! I'm completely on top of that!
Nayeth, Nayeth Bad Intel there
Knock this story!
No, I don't think that the voice is entirely necessary, so I'm not gonna do it.
You don't really think she's a... a witch, do you?
in the cracking of the Liberty Bell?
Poofs
You keep your sister as your slave?
Well, what's done is done. That's all in the past now.
Oh, my God. If the British come in here and find this body, we are screwed.
Will you look at that? Sons of Liberty.
- Maybe skim too much. - Yeah, let's tell the false story this time.
Cricks, back it up a little bit.
Oh, shit! For real?
Dennis and I are cool, right? We're not on your shit list?
Revolutionaries from all over the country had come together to gather
Um, excuse me, this is a good plan, okay?
Are you okay? Are you dying?
Yees...!
Hey, guys, come on. Please help.
- I'm really sorry. That was huge! - Yeah. That's...
You know that chick I've been banging down at Independence Hall?
I'll get you, my pretty!
sodomizing the king whilst the queen is forced to witness.
Nayeth, Bad Intel there
- I shall buy your guns! - No-no-no-no-no, not yet.
I mean, a lot of presidents somehow end up looking like women.
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- Good day, sir. - Good day. Oh!
- Absolutely. - Well, then tell me about it.