Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wake up.
big enough to take all of us.
J.T., you all right?
Go ahead, drop your pants.
Three minutes.
- No protection. - But she's fast.
Why not?
Wait, my tarantula.
Quit your hollerin' and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid.
About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
Yeah. Yeah, that- that sucks, really.
You gave me some wood,
That is, not until we found somebody from the other side
No, it sounds like a go-go dancer.
Put your backs to it. Protect yourselves there.
Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river.
Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace,
Skip, grab the twins! Come along with me!
Wait here, Lieutenant.
The deal is still good.
Let me go, you motherfuckers!
Onward
And then we'll move up
Now they're out there in the night doing God knows what.
Say ahh.
Toodley-oodley!
God damn it, girls.
Aah!
There are two helicopters,
You're all deputies as of this moment forward.
Don't shoot! We're not infected!
People picking up road kill.
Aah!
Now, that's a rump roast.
but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
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Sheriff Hague.
Good Night, Jake.
I need some Bactine or something?
Get in.
Oh, thank God.
he thinks he's gonna come over here and get my recipes...
Not yet!
Holy shit.
Uhh!
There's a difference between being frank
Their balls, sweetheart.
He knows the score.
Well, I'm real sorry to hear about that.
Appetizing.
Run out of dominoes? I'll send you more.
Who's Leslie.
Most of it's her own doin', you know.
I'm nobody.
The gas! You need your gas!
Doc.
Uhh!
# Just remember till you're home again #
But who's gonna laugh now?
Look at me!
So, instead of a chest full of medals, we get a face full of DC-2.
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Are you a wrecker, Wray?
There's more!
You get up there and you dance happy.
Be right there.
Where's...
What do you think?
what name do you go by now...
Anyone else have a car?
Fuck! Motherfucking pussies!
shut up it is gonna be Rated X!
What?
Everybody sit down!
Damn light.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I Love You.
Hello, Palomita.
That's our cue.
well, I got a double-barreled answer to his query right inside.
Oh, balls.
So, uh...
Uhh!
but ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
Uhh!
Cherry! Cherry! No!
There's a difference.
(Squealing)
Car accident. Heavy contusions about the torso,
Everybody grab a badge and a gun.
No.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Hey, you want some barbecue?
Best in Texas.
just like this.
Hey, Abby.