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To protect you from yourself.
The hell is a code 3-15?
[officer] I said back up.
Yeah, well, you're always saying that.
-It's more complicated than that. -If I hurt you, I'm... I'm sorry.
Guess Dad wasn't much for home decor.
-[cell door shuts, locks] -[Ray] We should talk about a plan
Once he walks out those doors, we force him into the front seat.
I don't care.
-Can you do it or not? -[Elliott] Sure I can.
Cousins on my robot mother's side.
and don't even get me started on Number Five,
Get your big arms off me.
-♪ And I can't help but love you so ♪ -♪ No, no, no ♪
♪ I ain't got no time for lovin' 'Cause my time is all used up ♪
-Raymond Chestnut, you're under arrest. -No! Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
[retreating footsteps]
you'll keep your benefits package and parking...
I'm always so proud of them for not murdering each other.
Okay, you gonna fill me in now, boys? What the hell is this shit we're watching?
This is what Hazel was obviously trying to tell you.
-but you knew that already. -No talky, no talky, no talky.
[Diego scoffs softly]
In the back seat.
Yeah, I know the name.
-[chuckles] Yeah. -How many pickups we got?
-[police siren approaching] -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[Ray] I taught it.
-[door opens nearby] -[retreating footsteps]
[Vanya] You better get going.
[Diego] You know the other window was open, right?
You're gonna pin his arms, I'm gonna cut off his trigger finger
You... You are an open book written for very dumb children.
[Vanya] Jesus, Carl.
[Sissy] He's my son.
-Oh, you're starving? -[man 2] I am starving.
Officer, that's ridiculous.
I hear there's a reward out for you two.
Dad was no Boy Scout, but presidential assassination?
Well, I mean, I'm running low on acetic acid.
Here.
-[grunts] -♪ But I'm a man ♪