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I'd rather not.
Thanks for bringing that up.
He should already think you're great.
It's unimportant.
Tell them!
I'm proud of you.
Is there a chance that my dad is actually a drug smuggler?
Nice job in Quebec.
Oh, those hydraulics were loud.
Happy sausage birthday to both of you.
Two, the Canadian cops think that my dad
I want to ask you something,
and if they don't,
French.
I think he did it.
Anyways, you guys,
Excuse me?
But neither do you, sir.
You said we could eliminate 'em!
I could lose my pilot's license.
I took the photo of you demolishing Amy's spirit
First, you weigh six versus six.
Or have you forgotten where you come from?
Next thing I know, the cabin's filling up with smoke,
Spoiler alert, it was Jake.
It looks like you unclogged a shower drain
You got a penchant for blondes.
and I'm sure we can eventually figure it out.
That's my dad's type.
You give me the signal, I'll start unscrewing bulbs.
Say, I'm looking for an old sky pal of mine.
Rosa, my mind is ready.
for occasionally dropping anchor at the cold Commodore Club.
Guys, my dad just texted. He's in the building.
If I get chilly, he could loan me his coat.
Yeah, we sucked a bird into our intake.
and they accidentally left me at the Louvre.
and it causes nonstop dumps.
Those islanders and their pathetic seesaw
Yeah, he's busy. He's an airline pilot.
I'm not gonna help you.
because you're both devastated
There's nine minutes left on that hug.
and I know you can see it.
Jeffords, Peralta, now.
and made these clever T-shirts that say, "#nerdfail."