Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who are you facing?

It's funny, because it's kind of my thing.

It's a Christmas miracle.

Was she a bitch, or did you cheat?

because we don't have a big Jewish population.

Nancy cupping Burt Reynolds' crotch at the wax museum.

The whole thing was so confusing,

and punch me in the throat?

♪ Painted candy canes on the tree ♪

Ah, Good Merlinpeen, gentlemen.

♪ Frosted windowpanes ♪

♪ So let's watch the Sox play ball ♪

And since all your high school boyfriends are now gay...

She changed her status to "Weirdsies".

"The Two Paths of Virginia Apple"?

Aw, she'll love that.

"Hey, Beantown" was the school musical Nancy and I were in.

"Finger tagged" means I have been contacted

and she'll get credit for it anyway.

♪ The same thing too ♪

We'll just do it high school style.

Your hair is looking less weird.

Those dudes made it up

♪ In three quarter time ♪

♪ Things for you and me ♪

That a man can have up to nine wives if two of them are male.

Well, he keeps telling me that he wants skinny jeans.

for the cleaning ladies' Christmas gifts.

♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪

My first crush was Larry Wilcox.

Ugh, He takes the two worst parts of Christmas,

Weird in a good way, huh.

Now this picture will be my "PhoLo".

Nancy's going back to her husband.

So if you'll excuse me,