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Among his brilliant innovations --
He wants a fight, he's got one.
Excuse me. Can I have everyone's attention, please?
We made $500 last night for promoting a hookah bar.
would make the house feel so crowded?
That Dwight's something, huh?
at The Red Room?
It was the lowest voter turnout in school history.
How about phone cases?
Not at all. I support that decision.
Got ya!
You guys been drinking?
It's given him a whole new sense of purpose.
Now, I need you to pretend to start crying,
because Luke has a speech to work on?
but I am the patriarch, and I have spoken.
If Haley wants to work in promotion,
I feel the same way when I watch "Empire."
Not much of a card, Dad, 'cause I don't really care.
I would kill for those days.
Before our marching band takes the field
Well, then you'll be dressed for your funeral.
- Hey! - Hey!
I just need you to sit down, grab your knees,
Uh... no. I don't remember that at all.
Hey.
By the way, have you seen the price?
You know, if you were Orville Redenbacher's dad,
Sorry.
I just want what's best for you.
Yeah, I saw that when you came in.
Well, that was worth the journey.
I'm running for president, Mom. I'll wear a suit and tie.
That's a great idea.
I just need five hours.