Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're dropping the fingernails.

'cause now she's not fucking breathing.

you should pray for $500

Lord God, this place is depressing.

I'll think of something, all right?

every asset you had.

"PAUL". It's like the Bible says...

No, I can do it. I can do it.

From racism. No, it was a cement truck.

- There's some more!

It's called pain and gain, Rusty.

What do you think of the new guy?

She's out of your league, bro

was show Richard Gere her pvsda

Our Neighborhood Watch is about to start.

You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!

Tomorrow we get our prize.

Drop the bag! Drop it!

It's not smart taking a dead man's car.

I'm going to get you so jacked.

And for God's sake, help me!

You fucking motherfucker!

Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother

That was great!

I think he fell or I pushed him or something.

No, I don't... I don't know.

It's not "incontinental," you moron. It's "incontinent."

They forced chocolate liqueur down me!

No matter how it gets there, your John Hancock shows

Hey. police, Stgp!

She gets off at noon.

Come on, give us a few moans.

Really? When's the last time you injected?

I'm a do-er with a three-finger plan.

I'm looking at a lot of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.

He blew his whole cut, now he wants to do another job.

and I did, and I gave her two shots,

I just need a little trim.

Do you know, this is the real reason I approached you.

This is a case of delusional alcoholism. It's not uncommon.

You talk to your mommy, you bitch?

Whisking you out of the country!

You give and you get back a hundredfold.

You have such beautiful hair.

Would you help me... Help me escape?

just get Mrs. Kershaw.

Yeah. Shut the door, please.

Comes a day for just about everyone when A

Patriot Two, you got first watch.

Come on, come on, come on.

Goddamn! My shit stopped working.

You can do that shit all day in prison

What the hell is wrong with you?

After a couple months with us, you won't even recognize yourself,

A big music video director

Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?

I should know, okay. I work for the government.

Well, they shouldn't be, because there's a fucking head in between them.

It was warm. It had beaches.

they need to be witnessed by a notary public.

A hospital is a very public place.

Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot

That baby's 20% off!

One very large burnt dildo,

to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos

Michael Corleone didn't become the Godfather by folding towels.

Mark earlier tonight

Get the bitches on the boat

You got a pencil?

"PAUL". It was what I thought it was.

when really you're going to kill me.

Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?

Those injections expensive, Doctor?

Oh, no, no, it's not just that!

I was Miss Bucharest.

Tell me why the fuck you said that!

You don't have a fucking dime.

and roughed up by a group of bodybuilders.

Can I see you in the office for a minute, John?

His story's true. Your guys went to sleep on it.

you seem like a really good guy, okay?

I need you downstairs, okay?

Why was he telling me I was buff?

Nobody. I mean, well, fucking assholes do.

Yeah, it's a beauty. It's a zero-turn model, right?

I mean, you got Jesus and the devil...

When a client doesn't feel the same way,

Well, you don't think it was strange

and that's where they get strong.

- No way! - No, this is your house.

- into that fucking backhoe! - Do it.

What is this about? Who the fuck are you?

He's going to die anyway.

*The most minor inconvenience in life happens* Me: Calm the fuck down I gotta get a run.

She'll be fine.

and, I guess in a way, so am I.

So, you're from Colombia originally.

- What's the combo? - 32, 19, 22!

but the only way he's gonna do it

Sixty-five! Look, 66!

Because if she does,

But I'm also pretty sure dead people no longer need their stuff.

and the IRS can't touch it.

You know what happened? Nothing!

about pectoral muscles?

- Frank? - Yeah, baby!

Hey, I have a... Calm the fuck down.

And when I get to heaven,

That Yorkshire's about $1,250 if it's a purebred.

All right, good. And if you bachelors like girls,

All right, next...

This is a straight-up kidnapping, that's all!

Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.

Hey! Victor Kershaw just called my office!

Walk sideways through doors.

Open the F-ing gate, Patriot Moron Two.

Please, tell me.

I think I'm going to be sick.

- Unreal. - What a fucking cocksuck.

I made a mistake.

and she got a shopping trip to Beverly Hills.

Never call bad guys!

- Seventeen. - All right, no, no.

You look like shit… Really? I feel like I look great!

who I know for a fact tried to finger bang

I think the visit from the police scared him.

I'm going to chop that fucker right off.

I can't do right now. I just got out of prison.

We just needed to put ourselves in a position to succeed.

We got no homos in this gang, right?

Can you lift this?

I think he lifted weights to try to compensate

To betray that is to betray everything I believe in

regarding fitness and America.

This is a very unique situation.

I'd never been a crimer.

Maybe I did, though.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

The old back's fine.

"PAUL". Wow. That felt good.

You put on his fucking seat belt?

But after a few years,

Is that breast milk?

- Jonny Wu says that. - Yeah. I v commercial.

Sun Gym did triple its membership.

Yes! Bang me harder!