Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or worse, they hire detectives.

Du Bois Investigators, Inc.

I had to hurt a man today.

Come on, come on, come on! Hurry up! Hurry up!

I'm not going to lie.

I used to call my vag Michelle. What?

I'm just saying.

If! had learned anything these past few months

I woke up this morning in a state of excitement,

Was this a sex thing?

It's a big department, Ed. We can't do everything right.

What do you want me to do?

Where is my dog, bro?

- I'm a do-er! - What?

you know a little something about the business world,

Well, you should, 'cause we've met.

to realize that there is no shortcut to the American dream.

Ain't never had a reason to be.

that no one reported you missing.

She's very excited.

Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!

But a week before I got sprung, I had a little pruno slip.

I feel like I look great.

What about them?

one take-home point,

I want to meet directly with the board.

He singled me out

at 5230, 6200 and 11100,

- Me, too. - You are?

I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.

I don't know why. He thought they were all dodgy.

you can have anything.

Boom, skyrocket. Next.

a rainy day fund, margarita money.

his paralegal in the interview room,

Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.

defending the rights of drug dealers.

No, you can't borrow my stamp. That's sacred.

- What do you want? - You gonna call home.

They didn't seem too thrilled

Between the "B" and the "I."

- Did you get him? - Prick.

You can beat me, rob me, hang me like dry cleaning,

Good. Good. Hmm.

Let me swing by there and make it right. What's your address?

is changing how other people see you.

Well, you're going to fucking tell me!

Your cologne, Danny.

Because if that's true, I'm not paying you a fucking dime!

You need some money to go with that body, man.

You know who invented salad?

I was being polite. Look, Daniel,

Because they figured out what we already know,

- He wants all of it! - Shut up!

How did you do that?

Oh, bills suck.

Okay? These are not toys.

Just like Moses.

But it didn't matter. We were going to be fucking rich.

I wasn't transported to some celestial space

Il' really fucking hurts.

We cannot afford to mess this up.

- Isn't he your limo driver? - And partner.

every asset you had.

- Me? - You're the leading lady!

"SH". It really is the simple things in life.

and you tell me you don't trust me?

Where'd you do your time, pal?

The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,

- Where is he? - Fucking maniac.

Although Victor liked to talk about sex a lot.

- Bodybuilders? - Yes.

I just provided options.

The signature's a little off here, but no big deal.

I can't wait to go in his house.

But he's dead now.

Catching bad guys is finer.

- What's wrong with it? - How the hell am I supposed to know?

Let me confer with my partner. Are they good?

You do what you're told.

You know, I get so much joy from making people money.

I want to pump some new blood into this place.

Mission abort! Mission abort!

you're not even good enough to make the French fries.

Victor, for God's sake.

All right, standby, we're en route.

I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby.

And what does life serve you?

Because I was still alive.

Victor Kershaw.

you were going to spend the rest of your life

Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!

We don't keep spirits here.

We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories.

Mark not playing around anymore

- You're approved. - Wow!

- There he is! - Fuck!

Have some respect and act accordingly.

He didn't mention anything.

But with our athletic superiority,

Is that tire tread on your forehead?

A thousand bucks if I smash him

- Ow! She's biting me! - Keep her fucking quiet!

suddenly skips B and careens to polka-dot weird W.

You've got to slow down!

Sixty-two! Sixty-three! Come on, push it, baby!

Perks included. 'Cause that's how it works.

- Open it! - Open it up!

driving up and down the street looking at me.

- Give an anorexic an appetite. - What else do you do?

When it started,

little blobs of blood and muscle.

Because that's gonna bring questions

I will make him proud.

Let's go, Paul, come on.

That's a pretty professional looking hoop

but I can't take the case.

I told you Amino Tropical Blast's benefits

Save the drama for your mama.

We're gonna clean them, chop them,

And I believe in fitness.

You love those big bitches.

and there is no substitute for hard work.

- We're gonna be alone? - We're gonna rotate.

"PAUL". This was supposed to be easy.

Go on, pick out another one.

Your blood alcohol was four times the limit.

This one's gonna require your signature. Bing!

But the hardest thing about changing yourself

Fucking crackhead.

we give him a protein shake and we show him the door.

Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.

This is Solid Gold, Miami.

you will return to those

the right guy at the right time.

Incorporate offshore.

- Gotcha. - Yeah.

Take notes and HI tell you the secrets

I mean, some of the things you say are just comical.

Maybe your self ought to spend some of it on a salad.

is either a do-er, or a don't-er.

Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.

He did it by keeping a gun behind the toilet and knowing what he wants.

Oh, my God... Not you. I need your help.

It's stuck in her hair!

Ah, they're sweet guys.

You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things!

Leave the guy broke and clueless

Well, I should think so,

You ever heard of Schlotzsky's?

Hey, little buddy.