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♪ 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪
and a stripper pole in that place.
That girl that you're with...
into all his bullshit.
What?
Plus, I'm picking up that temp check later.
for most of it, but I figure,
Hmm?
Pays for my boat.
Mommy? Kev, we're only taking in
What? I got to leave.
You planning on going to college?
Starting pay is $20 an hour.
I'm starting to chafe from the streamers.
My chores. Don't you have any for me to do?
You know, Fi, every guy you've been with,
Clue? No? Yes? Maybe?
tax burden on the American economy,
Dang, what's wrong with cranky pants tonight?
Well, granted, I've been unconscious
Not enough.
removed from
I'm sure he's just on a bender.
Do you see her picking cotton?
Uh-huh.
getting ready to cut a hole in the roof
What?
Cool!
Uh-huh. Why is she texting you?
Yeah? So?
Wake up.
No.
It's a little trite, don't you think?
Neither did I.
as soon as he starts drinking again.
Uh, no, forget it. Never mind.
to pay for my stupid parking tickets.
for a skylight.
Okay. That's, uh, 36 bucks.
And what's that?
Shit.
At my house, all the wives split the chores.
and the dorm and your meal card.
Keep moving.
Parcheesi? Monopoly?
Hard day.
And from that point on, you won't be able to hold a job very long
We gotta help Daddy stay busy and keep
What's the big deal? She's a freak.
Nope.
In the meantime, pick your poison.
Could get you an office job once you're certified.
Candace?
that as we move to get recovery back on track,
Where am I?
Shh!
Here.
Are you kidding me?
The old philosophical-professor...
Yep. Sounds weird.
Shoe
Traded some old Hustler magazines with Rusty the Drunk.
No.
How's school? Ah, piece of cake so far.
Maybe it's time you tried something new.