Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need some more vitamin "D."

from the Department of Parks and Recreation...

You embarrassed me in front of the Douche.

I'm trying to stop April from taking a job with Chris,

Well, the Douche, it's a Pawnee tradition,

Crazy Ira and the Douche.

This is for your Gizmo.

Ben Wyatt bankrupts a town and then comes to Pawnee

I'm Perd Hapley.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, no. Here's the best part.

- Hello. - Hello.

Tom, what do we have?

and I know you wouldn't do that to me.

No, I'm not. It weighs a billion tons.

More like "Turd Crapley."

I'm sorry, Shauna. I think I need to go.

Yeah, yeah, come on.

- I like this suit. - You shouldn't...

I like you a lot.

Oh, my God. That's so not the point, you nerd.

But, no, this is a birthmark, Perd, okay?

- Okay. What's that? - It's a feng shui term.

I technically shouldn't be even driving,

Joan, let's make a pact, okay?

Never heard of it.

So this guy, Ben Wyatt,

'cause that would be way more charming.

Something like that.

What's the next task?