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The fortunate, um...
Hello, and welcome to Pawnee Today.
"I hope someday I can become half the woman you are."
The Parks Department has planted the seeds,
Oh, I really wish you guys could see this guy right now.
Boom... a sad desk.
All right, switching gears here now.
Tom, I'm already married.
I'm having dinner with Perd Hapley.
I said I don't...
- Bravo. - Thank you very much.
I don't want to be clingy. I...
that I've heard all day.
Okay, first of all,
Yeah.
- Come on over, Ben. - Oh, yeah.
Wow, that's disgusting.
Boy, 35%.
And second, I am a budget specialist.
and then blows the whole budget on an ice-skating rink.
for a birthday check.
- That's going to work? - She said it might.
Yep.
There's got to be something that I can do to convince you
so that's that.
That's funny. That's funny.
There's no time! He can fly!
Is there a bird in here?
Perd, it's gonna be amazing...
So there you go.
Monday!
Two words... space farts.
Great. Let's do it.
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