Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but then perhaps that's appropriate, since this isn't a proper wedding...

Hey, Mark. Oh, there you go, hubby.

'What am I gonna do?! '

Sam, mate of Darren's.

Wow, Nance, this is amazing.

You mean we might start to...

But if you ever want to call me about anything, then I'm in the book,

- What kind of animal was Rikki Tikki Tavi? - A mongoose.

Oh, brilliant, what?

Anyway, let's get pissed. Bollocks to love!

Do you take Nancy as your wife

Then... yeah, absolutely.

- What? - Tony ran for the hills.

Oh, Jez, could you sleep on the couch tonight?

I mean, although this obviously isn't a real marriage,

'Yeah, right, don't mind the maniac! How are we supposed to not mind him? '

You'll have forgotten her in a week. You know what you're like, you big idiot.

Listen, Jez, honey, I...

Bollocks to love!

Honey, you understand this would just be an administrative procedure, right?

Oh, by the way, we need milk. Later, Mark.

The guy is a stupid little... gherkin

I know a couple of gay guys who'd be up for it but...

Oh, affairs are great. They're simple and no-one gets hurt.

'Don't get hung up, Mark. It's over. Case closed.'

I've just come to pick up some stuff.

Apparently there's an outtake where this extra gets piked and you can see all the...