Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Capital of Indonesia?

OK, I'll go and talk to her for you.

What do you want me to do with all your toilet books?

Sounds like you're in a hellhole.

Long weekend, teaching sexual health

Super Hans is thinking about going back on the crack.

Can you please stop doing that?

Mummy, Daddy, me, you... John Major.

Why should I have to go without a husband?

'Got to let him make his own mistakes like Dad did with me and the Strimmer.'

Don't you think... Nancy, isn't she using you... a bit?

All England fans now

You know what you should do?

Fuck, I can't believe she'd do something like that.

or so the cynics may say.

Me, bringing home the bacon for my fiancee.

Listen, I wanted to have a chat about Nancy.

I didn't want to - she's obviously into that sort of thing.

Yeah... brilliant.

but we were "Who's this wedding for, us or the tourist board?"

Hi, we're here to get married.

Jez, you all right?

You got me all right.

So you agree it's a terrible...

Yeah. He is a bit like a gherkin.

Quite honestly,

Stupid stuff. What DVDs we watch.

And now we're going to stay married

Hans, is it perhaps time we had a word with Jeremy?

I can't give any more

'There he goes, dead man walking.

I'll have to have a think about you. I don't know if you can be trusted in a combat situation.

you'll forgive me, I haven't prepared a proper speech,

In modern days, it's the Home Office.