Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, Super Hans, what've you been up to?

Everything's turned from gold... into shit.

'I'm a natural! Maybe I should try it on someone better looking.'

Yeah, you're right, much more believable. Jamie Lee Curtis, born a hermaphrodite - true or false?

I say to Nancy, "Good luck with the interview"

'On the plus side, she's obviously confident I'm not a potential murderer.'

not brutally honestly.

And if I meet somebody, and I probably will, we'll wanna come back and bone.

"doesn't mean it's not brilliant."

You're just jealous because you want to get married to Sophie.

Paul, obviously, but for the sake of argument.

but John or Paul, who was the best?

Just as long as you know I'm not a Tantric superman.

So, er... how's the marriage?

Oh! You are gonna pay for that!

Fancy a punt on the quizzie? Shit a bit of data out of that bunged-up brainbox?

I'll do the buttons, you do the answers.

But, um... it kinda got me thinking.

- This is for the jackpot. - Of course I'll back you up.

I don't know, Mark. I'm having second thoughts. He seems really happy.

She didn't suck his widdle. It was a put-on.

OK, why the hell not?

'Brilliant. Probably looks like I was ready to punch him

Oh, I love this!

about you and your cock?

I was gonna ask you to be best man but, actually, maybe I should ask Super Hans.