Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

'Oh, Jesus, don't kill me, I'm not her date. Kill him.
- You moved on pretty fucking quick. - Now's not the time to talk about it.
The health club called - the receptionist job?
You two have loads in common. Sam's a single Buddhist.
In Ancient Rome, they had Cupid.
'Oh, God, I love you. I love you so much.'
Later.
Everything's turned from gold... into shit.
Tony's never coming back.
while I was having a widdle.
she sucked me off...
'Oh, God, it's gotta be me.'
She definitely was.
It's probably for the best.
You think people don't have affairs? Everyone does.
And I'm so hot
Oh, Nancy, don't marry those gays. Marry me.
'Sophie's eating up his whole Buddhist schtick.
Solid as a rock
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Nearly, really nearly, finally got it together with Soph.
Mark Corrigan.
- This is Sam. - Hi.
That's not a joke about David Blunkett.
What am I gonna do?
- I'm sorry? - You know, "Do I?" as in "Do I ever?!"