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- You moved on pretty fucking quick. - Now's not the time to talk about it.
'Oh, God, it's gotta be me.'
'Oh, Jesus, don't kill me, I'm not her date. Kill him.
Tony's never coming back.
while I was having a widdle.
You think people don't have affairs? Everyone does.
'Oh, God, I love you. I love you so much.'
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Later.
Everything's turned from gold... into shit.
She definitely was.
she sucked me off...
In Ancient Rome, they had Cupid.
The health club called - the receptionist job?
- This is Sam. - Hi.
- I'm sorry? - You know, "Do I?" as in "Do I ever?!"
Solid as a rock
Mark Corrigan.
That's not a joke about David Blunkett.
It's probably for the best.
What am I gonna do?
And I'm so hot
You two have loads in common. Sam's a single Buddhist.
'Sophie's eating up his whole Buddhist schtick.
Oh, Nancy, don't marry those gays. Marry me.
Nearly, really nearly, finally got it together with Soph.