Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Check the gate. - Check the gate.

...this is the Copacabana. Inside it's all fun and games...

Who knows, you know?

"Pull back to reveal...

He can suck my dick. That wags too.

...it begs to show more of the author in it.

There's a place on St. Mark's...

Fucking kid's in the garage getting high.

Yes. We don't care about the service but the party after, at Tony's.

It's me, Anthony Jr.

Listen to me, all right?

- Did I ever what? - Just stop!

Holy fuck! That's fucking great!

- All right, what's going on with you? - Nothing.

- That sucks my nut! - Hey!

I flushed it long ago.

I was 16 years old and my kid sister, Nucci...

Let me tell you something.

Has Anthony Jr. heard you say, "She's dead to me"?

The inspiration for Johnny Fontane and the studio boss in GF I, right?

- It's better. - Why are we leaving?

Throughout the piece, you've got testes to burn.

Which is understandable.

...enjoy it while you can. While you got it all in your hand.

It was also hilariously funny.

Look what my friend did to Carmela's car.

With all the flowers coming into bloom, I'd love to be a June bride.

He's kind of like a contradictory character.

Be a decent human being for 15 fucking minutes is that too much to ask?

It's 2:00 in the afternoon!

No lectures. I'm not in the mood.

Madonna, look at him.

Greg gives me updates on his New York cousin.

The other one too. That movie my girlfriend likes with Uma.

Vince, maybe. Vaughn.

Gooning just shows the ultimate absurdity of life

There is no God.

Take a look at Kierkegaard.

...that guy in the club the other night, what'd you say to him?

This lesbian, romantic, screwball comedy.

What's the use? What's the purpose?

That's the one beef I had with Swingers.

About your nonrelationship with his grandmother?

- Give it to me. - Hey, give me a hit.

This is Joey Cippolini's fucking story!

So, when do we get to read this opus?

You as Joey Gallo? I don't see that.

What a nice surprise.

Who's that man we picked up at camp last year for bed-wetting?

It wasn't my fault.

I figure with all my sins I don't want the Church caving in.

Where is this coming from?

Make it a double wedding.

So, Christopher, how goes the screenplay?

Madame de Staël said, "In life one must choose between boredom and suffering."

That’s one bad motherfucker

You believe that 15 years ago she was a piece of ass?

- They fired the produce guy. - Enough!