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When the Jenny’s away, the mice get perms
I can't believe I decided to get a perm.
And I love me for thinking of it.
No, no. This is 311.
Councilman, I move that the bill
That large boy is my colleague.
for a couple more weeks a year.
We made it 40 feet.
Several times.
Now hush.
This isn't even about policy?
Fun fact about me.
- Excuse me. - Mm-hmm?
I'm pushing the vote through and it won't pass.
Oh, my God. The vote is in an hour.
- I want your toilet. - What?
Their platform? "De-integrate Baseball."
Yes, I do.
Its only door is in my office.
Presidential motorcade.
Councilman Jamm.
Here are my clocks. Pawnee and Washington D.C.
I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?
Uh, I dug the loose gravel out of the hole.
Ah.
Good lord, it is hot.
Diane is awesome and she likes you.
He's just trying to get something in return.
- What? - No!
Just give him what he wants. Take the easy way out.
Oh. Okay.
Oh.
The bill is dead, the Porpoises are doomed,
I'll see you at the city council meeting.
Recently, the Captain of the Pawnee Porpoises swim team
THE GOAT MUST WAIT
Ann has told me repeatedly not to get a perm.
Complimentary toothbrush?
about appreciating myself.
and that's fine.