Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ain't scared of him.

making a mix tape just for you.

- Tickets are on me. - Really?

because this bill is going to start a long romance

Councilwoman Knope traded my vote for her...

Chris, great idea.

You know what? This is awesome.

Yes. I am big enough to admit

So when the Ann's away, the mice get perms.

♪ Here I go, here I go, here I go again ♪

You know, this is why people hate the government.

Hey, can you not say that in front of the kids, please?

are corn syrup and rubber nipples.

What? Oh, my God.

we do humbly request thine permission

I'm a city councilor with porpoise.

Hi, I'm Andy. I really like your dress.

Actually, I'm here to ask you out for dinner.

we are saying to our citizens that this City Council

Ron Swanson. I'm here to fix it.

That's what you do when you...

is happening in two hours when this bill becomes law.

Ron, it's princess rainbow sparkle.

Me to DITO everytime I use unli internet

introduced by Councilwoman Knope.

I have wanted this perm since middle school.

I just want you to be very proud of yourselves,

She tried to kiss me.

What did you do for her?

that the 311 program is a moderate success.

Do you know what you're doing?

This isn't over by a long shot.

Okay, why don't you, uh... why don't you sweeten the pot?

You remind me of a young, beautiful Strom Thurmond.

when I was down, I called my mother.

- No. - Then great work.

Almost out of gas.

for a little while. That's too much, Jerry.

I'm not weird. Okay, everybody leave.

Whoa! "Smoke Dog."

♪ k-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.

Excellent work, everyone!

Well, I don't know, maybe we should, you know,

Yeah. He's got grandkids, okay?

You can have my office.

- Your new city council office. - Yes.

Councilman Jamm changed his vote.

What are you doing in my bathroom?

Ben and April should’ve been together

This is impressive.