Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Please, sir? - No, please. No.

Is that your problem, baby?

What if I want to take my mother along?

But damn it, we can't do that.

Seventy-seven WABC.

♪ Take a word of advice

Thank you, ma'am.

- Here. Have a cigarette. - I wouldn't touch it.

I don't wanna talk about it.

It might be terrific for you.

I'm lonesome, so I'm a thief.

And you will be punctual, won't you? The lady will meet you in the lobby.

Why, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

I don't believe this crowd. There's something going on here.

get some sort ofjob, you know?

When they have no children, a woman who is alone...

OK, go ahead. Go on, take a look.

I agree, but for that service I charge one buck taxi fare.

Earth Control to Spacecraft.

How about that? And you're gonna tell me what appeals to women?

If I had my choice between the two, I'd come back as a president.

for all of your gun supplies. Listen to these values:

♪ And if the mocking bird don't sing

I spilled some on my pants.

Look at that there. That's some good, healthy stuff for you.

Hey, what size pants you wear?

Sounds like they knew you.

I slipped on a banana peel. Come on. I gotta sit. I feel crummy.

There's an invasion of America going on.

Don't get a hernia, know what I mean?

- OK, OK. - I gotta lay down.

I got me a sick boy, and I'm gonna get him south.

There's something going on here. Now, really, seriously,

buys that cowboy crap anymore.

What do you want more than anything in the world?

I ain't asking you to come back in my body. You could come back as anything.

the new telephone-pun game. In our isolation booths...

Let me put this thing over you.

Sounds like crap. Admit it.

- Don't say nothing about you either. - They took my picture, didn't they?

♪ And if that looking glass gets broke

Thirty-one hours.

- I'm eating it, see? - In her penthouse.

You're better than any of them, Joe.

Look, I want you to stay, all right?

I'm here on a paper manufacturer's convention,

I wasn't calling anyone. I wasn't calling anyone.

and, frankly, to have a little fun, damn it.

and right away they gotta supersede their authority.

I hate to ask you, but you're such a doll.

How far you headed?

frankly, you're beginning to smell.

We don't have to rush. My wife's away. Her mother's sick.

in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...

Do you love me, Joe?

I'm simping here! Up yours you son of a bitch!

up the old kazoo there.

Lonely people, yes. Who else would do it?

I gotta lay down.

- Where's my money? - Here.

Zip me up, will you, Tex?

Wackos. They're all wackos.

I got a letter here from a sister

Stupid bastard coughed his lungs out from breathing in that wax all day.

Key to Room 514, please, sir.