Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. l have a condom in my wallet that l've had since l was 1 2.
-You are to me. -No. No. No!
-No. -Then it's okay!
What? Are you kidding? l can't return this.
-l love it! -Really? You're not gonna return it?
Second prettiest that year. Of all the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably--
How did you know?
You wanna get under the covers? Okay.
...minx.
Toilet seat covers!
-Hey, hey. Who'd you miss the most? -Monica.
gorilla
All right, everybody. l know it is Christmas Eve...
A donatio has been made in your name to the New York City ballet
l'm sorry l won't be here.
What if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?
lt's hard enough not seeing you during the week...