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Answer faster. Answer faster.
No, but with this new-car smell, you'll think you do.
Merry Christmas!
You sure?
And you can't, because l live here too.
-Really? Okay. So if--? -Know when to stop.
You know what?
That's not enough. What if she gets you a great present...
Wendy? That sounds like a girl's name.
Look at that. That's a Christmas miracle!
-...something borrowed, something blue. -Okay, okay.
Being here sucks. This work sucks!
...l told you that l would do anything to make you happy.
A donation has been made i your name to the New York City Ballet
Here's something blue and new.
Okay.
That'll work!
-You've thought about that? -Yeah.
-Look, l'm married. -So? l'm married.
l don't know. l'm not used to girls making passes at me.
-Mine says, ''To Lillian Myers.'' -l don't have a job.
l can't believe you won't be here for Christmas.
l mean, you work-- You work really hard for that.
l don't know if you've ever looked up ''goofing around'' in the dictionary.
...and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
l thought, why not just goof around with him?
Go buy yourself something pretty while l'm at work tomorrow.
Santa, the armadillo and l will have a talk in the kitchen.
Which, by the way, none of you have invited me to.