Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

man in uniform, I'ma do everything in my power
Premie size. Take the baby home later.
You're not out of the dog house yet.
at your house last night?
Let's get you to school on time.
Bastard just shows up out of nowhere?
YEAH, I NEED SOME FUCKIN PUSSY MAN
If you gotta, then try no-strings sex.
Yeah, she was in a tough spot.
the neighborhood watch program.
of our family's spiritual growth.
Come on, Franny.
No matter if you're straight or gay.
Fuck paying it forward.
came back so I could make amends.
was some sort of Confederate soldier
The first step in good parenting...
Some for the grandpa Jew, some for the pussy grabber.
Messing with a veteran is a serious violation
What the...?
She took on a bouncer at The Three Aces.
I don't know.
- I'm gonna lie down. - Okay.
We are a generation of lost masculinity.
And I'm going to parent him the way I should've been
Your 30s are all about becoming a stand-up man.
and do not hinder them, for the Kingdom of God
- across the street. - The Desert Storm guy?
70 pound.
You saw your mother when she exited that holding cell.
- Come on, Franny. - Let's go, Franny.
Uncle Trav's cleaning a couple catfish
I had no idea you still had feelings for me.
No shit, that Samoan could do some serious damage.
My God, it's Bart.
But I swear, if one of his cousins even looks at me racist,
Honestly
Good morning.
- Kids interpret things. - Well, I...
to be a better father?
Jesus.
Liam, how many times have I told you not to answer the door
Brenan, you're up.
Suddenly, I feel like sucking my thumb and taking a nap.
and punish him with temptation?
Thank you.
I understand you were the victim of a robbery
because you loved to watch those little gumballs.
Old members of the family.
All right, thanks.
I told you to stay all night with him.
When's the last time one of us mowed our own lawn?
And you being here with me just...
I wasn't in love.
I didn't know how much it cost,
Wants to have dinner with me tonight.
if I ever needed help.
Yeah, anyone on heroin.
at the Texaco and wouldn't go back.
And some of you look pretty gay.
than to promote diversity.
Was that inappropriate?
Yeah.
Thank you.
live with that conniving physical therapy slut Lakisha,
Nah, I don't think I'm gonna go. I got nothing
I got laid or mugged or both, kinda.
No, Barty, it was more complicated than that.