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I'm glad the house Is going to you.
I confess, i touched liquor This morning.
You have the sensitivity Of a dung beetle.
Oh...You know, Look, that's it.
I found a house!
I'll never live here,
Oh, gee, i hate it when they Change holidays around
Well, then why not Just give them
This is great!
My dad always had one.
Mrs. Claus is going To pay for this.
Let's see. Where were we?
By robbing them of the last Few happy memories left them.
I've never understood Your attitude about This painting.
In this rotten, Stink-infested World?
I'm sorry about this, You guys.
And that's where little Janie rehearsed her dance For the school play.
Oh, santa...
Does it have A basement?
Hmm?
It is my house.
The workshop?
But for you kids,
Well, sam and i will Split the chores In our house.
So that you two can Share your lives.
You even have A cute name For depression.
But first i want To call the decorator
For our honeymoon?
To live in my apartment For a year first.
Oh, the children Are loving it.
Then when you're Done torturing her,
Well, that's the purpose Of great art.
That's it. You know, i...