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We love this house.
Well, i just close my eyes,
Yeah, something's The matter.
* People are all the same *
Well, i think that Can be arranged.
Where's your Christmas spirit, naomi?
I cannot live a single day In this house!
I mean, for god sakes, We haven't even had a chance
Excuse me for interrupting,
It's got fishnetting Over the patio
Big deal. Who isn't?
Oh. Sure.
Calling out to you, "Dinner's ready, honey."
You bought a house Without asking me?
What have i got? Zip.
They weren't the right Kind of people
For every room In the entire house.
How do you do?
Oh, yeah. We plan to do Great things in--with it.
Mm-hmm?
Well, yes,
The only way you can Get rid of them
How can you possibly think Of tearing this down?
Leading me around By the nose.
And cover it with A ping-pong table.
That's the Screwiest idea I've ever heard.
Look, we can knock out This wall right here
Yeah, i guess i should, Shouldn't i?
Oh, brother.
I can't help but think about That poor old couple,
Look at that.
Doesn't have your view Of the exotic Dancing academy,
I could ever make love In this house?
And my hearing may not Be what it used to be,
That's all right, My dove.
Oh.
Can't you see This is a record Of their lives?
* You want to go Where people know *
Good-bye. Good-bye.
What do you say We carry on this Conversation naked?
It's a bad time.
Oh, good, good, Good, good, good.
Huh? It'll be fun.
The house Is beautiful.
No! No! No!
3 Bedrooms, 2 1/2 Baths,