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Yeah, you want us unprotected, asshole?

I was seeing how to put the condom on.

The Three-Eyed One

Dude, Mr. Mackey didn't know anything about anything.

Dumb-ass, you can only milk a dog once every few hours.

the list goes on and on.

my room why go stanley

I forgot to tell them that to get diseases from boys,

Why not? Do you want us to get AIDS?

Well, sure I have! It's just...

There. Okay, I think it's on.

My room why. Go stan

That's right, because unless you get boys to wear condoms,

But they're children!

to teach you the female anatomy, m'kay?

you don't know who they're learning it from.

Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine

I was doing Red Rocket to make the dog's milk come out.

Well, Jesus, haven't they taught you these things in school?

Children in America are having sex at younger and younger ages.

Just walk away.

Stanley you go to your. Room right now

my room why go stanley

It's easier to just leave it up to the school,

- They're your diseases! - Yeah! You get out of town.

Would you rather them do it unprotected?

Did you feel something?

He gets. very good. Grades

All right, then.

I mean, ever! Beating off the dog is not appropriate, ever.

But I just wanted to see what else you were teaching the girls

someone who has a bad opinion of it, or even a complete pervert.

Oh, nothing. Now move along, children, you're holding up the line.

Stanley, don’t go to your room!

That's it! No Littlest Pet Shop for you, Riley! Go to your room! Now!