Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wasn't looking at his schlong.

This is where the man puts his... Eric, what the hell are you doing?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

because he had lost a bet on the Superbowl.

I just don't think kids your age should be...

The Simpsons on Sesame Street

My room why. Go stan

I'm milking the dog. They make dog milk.

But Mom's not done yet, she's still got some afterbirth to push out of her.

And here we see the tender, magical uterus.

my room why go Stanley

Well, I hate to say it, but you all got what you deserve.

I wasn't really sought after much in high school or college.

- Dude, we gotta go get condoms, quick. - Yeah.

My room why go stanley

Thanks so much for letting me come over, Ms. Choksondik.

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"

Missionary position, good.

We'll never walk away. Never!

Words like "penis" and "vagina".

Beating off the dog is not appropriate when we have company.

She’s going on the phone and lily of madness combat

Caillou do you know why you're being grounded Cuz I read Rock the dog at Burger King

We just didn't want the girls giving us diseases.

Well, I guess we've got a while to wait

If us boys are going to live, we have to get rid of the girls.

My room why Go stan

Just tell them, if they leave town peacefully,

- Yeah, we think it's going to be fun. - Yeah!

This whole mess started because we couldn't talk to our boy ourselves.

My room why. Go stan

The veggietales gang goes to hospital for being bitten by a wild mosquito.

We've got to get to the students before they start having sex.

The girls have built some kind of stronghold to keep us out.

- How fun is that? Is that fun? - I didn't mean that...

Gonorrhoea, herpes, Chlamydia, HPV, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis B, hepatitis C,

Ciara is punished

- No, they don't. - Yeah, they do.

- What's wrong? - It's your turn.