Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What are "STDs"? - How the heck should I know?

I agree with what Bob and Linda said...

It says here that

It's no problem, Mr. Mackey.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Sexual stimulation.

No. You have to change it.

Hey, somebody's got to help Timmy put his condom on.

Well, I don't know what got into you kids.

Pink pussy pink pussy Stanley what the fuck are you doing

You guys, come here! You gotta check this out.

I had no idea dogs made milk. Do it again.

I'm afraid this is all my fault.

Apparently, almost all of our 4th-graders are sexually active.

Now, in order to have intercourse, m'kay, the man takes his penis and he...

My room why. Go stan

- Can we do finger paints? - No, we can't do finger paints!

It doesn't work if you beat off a dog again right away.

Stanley do you know why you're being grounded for 2 years Cuz I read rocket the dog

Power-Noia is punished

It's even got a little reservoir at the end so you can pee in it.

My room why. Go stan

in case I missed anything.

Something about how nerve endings play an important part in intercourse.

Sexually transmitted diseases.

Yeah, I guess they thought we were cool, so they showed us how to do it.

Mark, we have to be willing to supply condoms to anyone who requests them.

It flies around and it's endangered.

Oh Ms Choksondik.

but if you leave it up to the schools to teach sex to kids,

This is Mommy and Daddy's book club night, remember?

Well, you see, Stanley, well, your school should be teaching this stuff.

Scream for me, bitch!

Geez, I don't want to get the AIDS, fellas!

We have to teach them that diseases are possible even with just oral sex.

I knew it. Well, at least we scared them enough to protect themselves.

M'kay, this part here is the vaginal opening.

What the hell did I do with that damn thing?