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Now, stop that, m'kay?
I just think that this Sex Ed and condom talk in elementary school is wrong!
Last night, I received a phone call from the local pharmacist.
But I'm not ashamed of it!
The only way we can combat that is by educating children before they have sex.
Just put it on, Butters.
And these are the two areas most important to...
Don't look at Butter's schlong, gay-mo!
Come here, boy! That's it, red rocket, red rocket!
im beating off the dog red rocket red rocket
Friday night funkin is the born pico baby
- From the school. - Yeah, we have to.
- How come I gotta go first? - Butters, will you stop filibustering?
my room why go stanley
I sort of lost any confidence and found it impossible to ever ask a woman out.
me mom's got sleepy hollow she's killing people when she's infected with murder virus! yes police arrest her! she's pregnant with bunny snow suspects! and she only started her disteria killing spree at 200 years old ending on -0 beginning on 200! yes she can't call 911 because her hands are jack the ripper!
Missionary position?
Pregnancy.
Okay, boys, this is the first day of sexual education, m'kay?
You have to get it from sex.
Yes. Now, will you all pay attention, please?
before we have to worry about sex and diseases, huh, Wendy?
Here's what happens when you don't get boys to use condoms.
Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
No
- Do any of you have your condoms on? - No.
Come on, now. Red rocket, dog, red rocket now.
That's right.
Not now, Stanley.
Well, how long did you wait before you had doobers?
Just walk away
- My room? Why? - Go, Stanley!
I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
- My room? Why? - Go, Runt!
- Haven't you learnt that yet? - No!