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- Pretty good. - Do you feel protected?
M'kay, so, apparently, the lesson plan tomorrow is supposed to involve
- Seventeen? - Seventeen.
but obviously, we now must resort to more drastic measures.
Look, our kids are learning sexual things on the streets and on television.
Using your mouth on the penis or vagina.
- What things? - Sexual education.
Hey! Come here, dog. Dog, come here.
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My room why
STDs are affecting younger and younger kids all the time.
How about a nice bucket of AIDS? Sound good?
- Whoa, cool! - That's awesome!
I know it can be hard, parents,
OMG! Fire! FIRE!
That's a condor, Jenny, condor.
Fish-eye. Good, Jenny.
nipples.
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Oh, well.... it.
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Wrong! Sex is about disease. Here's a little picture of herpes.
"If used properly, latex condoms are effective against pregnancy,
12,000 more tomorrow,
Red rocket, come on, dog, red rocket!
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All right, boys, I now have all the information I need
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"It's not going to happen to me."
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but we have to talk one at a time.
- Right. - Anyway...
Here, talk to them, Butters.
They're sticky.
Wait!
Look, parents, do you really want your children learning about sex?
Okay, children, now I want to review the different sexual positions.
- Why are you wearing a condom? - So I don't get AIDS.
And it's as simple as that. Any questions?