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My mom used to say that.
And I'm gonna marry the wrong guy.
So where would one go to see a Scrabble match?
or the songs that he sings in the shower.
I always pictured a small wedding myself.
- What? - Yes.
Oh, Mom, come here.
What are you doing?
Mr. Donolly. Hello, Mrs. Donolly.
all your theories on love sound like the rantings of a bitter, cynical woman.
- Are you okay with that? - Yeah.
And you didn't get married? She's not married?
I barely know you.
This is somebody that lives in the same building. Thank you.
I was in a meeting talking about Boccolino mozzarella...
- So you're gonna give me her number? - No, I'm not.
And the good news is, I have the wine!
Wait a minute! Hold the phone.
I know I never done the right thing, I never say the right thing...
Because you deserve this partnership. You've earned it!
He said they were just friends...
Please, Mary, you're totally gonna get the account.
Why are you only eating the brown ones?
Because he's nothing! Because I love a challenge!
this underground gambling ring at UC Berkeley...
He's out buying the balloons for Burt's birthday party.
So, you must work long hours. Are you working late tonight?
Yes...
Jezebel was the only queen in the Bible to be eaten by dogs.
That mud did him good.
You and Fran are gonna be real happy together.
I remember...
No, the doctor is the groom. The groom is the doctor.
I'm thinking Gatsby.
where both sets of parents are paying for the wedding...
Here it is. You were right.
and wanted me to play with him all the time...
I've been doing this a long time...
I was just a stand-in.
My life.
You did too. If anybody was looking to get some, it's M-A-R-Y.
Because there's somewhere I've gotta be.
Just for a few minutes. He is so adorable.
When my parents came over from Italy...
A poor man's Wendy.
said, "I can't believe she picked me.
Careful.
I don't feel anything about love.
I know I say we're just buddy-buddy friends...
I have to take this call.
I'm great.
Papa.
There you go.
Well, this is all wrong for a wedding. It's too menacing.
You told my father we were engaged.
No, you weren't a mess.
You know, maybe I should just start my own company.
All right now, wedding woman.
There was a damn deer in the road.
they're one of the biggest Internet food specialty companies in America.
See you at the Scrabble practice, kid.
Mother, we're not guests. You're not supposed to be drinking the champagne.
A walk. Come on.
No. What are you talking about? You cannot give the whole wedding to me.
Everything is gonna be fine. It's a no-brainer.
Jesus.
- Why do you wanna marry me? - What?
Beautiful.
She wanted me to be Fred Astaire. I wanted to be Marcus Welby.
And you have the love of a man named Steve.
I got you! I got you!
Steve said, " Hey, you know what?
Mary, you're engaged!
Hide me. Did you talk to him?
You also never made any money.
And who is this?
- The day that you had the accident. - That was a special day.
- What the hell is going on? - I'm sorry, but I am.
You want a confession in blood? Huh? All right.
Are you sure you don't know a shortcut?
That's the way I'd do it too.
Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?
Where's that old wedding dress?
That's okay. Just don't let it happen again.
We do the bonding. Follow me.
You must call back later. We're about to start.
No wedding?
I don't know. Where is she? Where is Mary? Somebody take me to Mary.
Here we go. I got you. I got you.
Do you see why I'm marrying this guy?
You are exquisite.
Maria, I look in your eyes and it hurts my insides.
The two most important people in my life set eyes on one another.
I haven't thought about what I really want in so long.
Of course she wants you to go.
How convenient.
Are you okay?
You need to learn patience.
Look at me.
No, that's my sister. I guess you could say she's modern.
Yes, it is perfect.