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- It's for your own good. - Don't you dare!
I'm gonna nail this account.
Okay then.
I'm so happy! The nurse found my phone number taped to your Palm Pilot.
We're gonna have to plan something very special this weekend to celebrate.
We found seven of the most adorable vineyards on the way up.
A little depressing, isn't it?
Mr. Kotsioupolis, you cannot throw plates at the Ritz-fucking-Carlton!
Bottom line?
Thank you, Massimo!
Already today, I've eaten three boxes.
what happened to that guy?
Massimo's a good man.
Come on.
As a friend, I want to make for you a wonderful...
Wallflowers, it's time to blossom and bloom.
No. Who?
Over here is where the actual ceremony would take place.
It's not something that can be swept away in one night with one dance.
- So you said before you passed out. - I did not!
- I just need to know your answer. - This is not happening to me.
Penny, if you can't beat 'em--
It's getting late.
Not a period wedding...
So now you're a little bit of both?
when she was a little girl.
After all the weddings we've done together, now finally it's your turn.
From now on, he'll take care of you...
She even took time to freeze mint leaves and raspberries in ice cubes.
let's see.
If your answer is yes...
I am Basil St. Mosely.
Please, don't ask.
- You told me your name was Steve. - It is Steve.
I won't even say it.
- No, he didn't. - Oh, my God.
On the beach somewhere. Cool, salty breeze.
Just take your time. Sit up straight. You okay?
I can't help you...
I sweat, I toiled.
- Who the hell are you? - I'm Steve.
Basil himself is gonna be here today.
I knew I'd be good at this.
Oh, no!
And as previously discussed in detail, you won't be singing at the wedding.
Well, here we are.
We need to pow wow.
I'm not smiling. Am I smiling?
Something medicinal or what not.
No, it's wistful and romantic.
I may be a hell of a businesswoman...
- I'm sorry. Go ahead. - No, you go.
Penny, go to M-12. We have a dark Tower choking the AV.
I'm a magnet for unavailable men...
That should've tipped me off right there.
What?
Come on. Open up your presents.
Very well done.
My entire universe.
Well, at least I have a 50-50 chance, right?
I don't know if you ever wore braces or contacts or glasses.
Why did you go to the movies with me?
The clock is ticking. Put Penny on.
Dad, you cannot push some guy at me.
I found it.
- You're gonna be a partner! - I gotta get the account first.
- No more caramel corn for you. - I'm serious.
Hang on. I can't hear you. Wait a second. I can't hear you.
Maria, I know I'm a pain in the neck. I just want you to be happy.
Of course you're right.
And I'm sorry, what I said about your marriage being doomed to fail.
I wouldn't exactly call it a rescue.
and I'm sick of it.
I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, Mary.
How nice to see you.
- Do not leave me here. - I know what's best for you.
I want you to meet the wedding planner.
Yes. Yes, of course.
- How many? - Sixty-five.
Your feelings for her, that's not chemistry, that's anxiety.
- to make each day a better day... - to make each day...
- That's great. - Times five!
You're breaking up. Hang on.
You've found that somebody special in your life...
- What? - That is pathetic.
Because she needs to find her own life.
No, I don't.
Oh, my God!
It's okay. Penny, I want you to meet the Donollys.