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"Shall strongly heave my breast,
We can't, legally.
under the new One Child Left Behind law.
'Cause last year's was kind of lonely.
Her favorite salad bar item is little shredded cheese.
Lisa:Do you want a runabout with that? Dan Backslide: Yes I want a runabout!
If you say it out loud, it won't come true!
Can you meet me after class?
But is it good for my kids?
A or B?
I will see myself out.
I know who your prankster is.
You, her, your model planes and nudie books.
Homie, it's time we figured this out.
Ew!
♪ Pull me over ♪
Oh, my God, I've got a cool teacher.
#100456330 #77154231
Because if there's one thing I learned in combat,
Can we please get a move on? I do not want to miss any school.
Morning, Marge.
I'm running a basic errand.
Did you ever American Sniper someone?
This isn't fair. This isn't fair.
Hmm.
- Yes. - Lame.
in 30 years.
I won't forget.
Oh, the plan is perfect!
This isn't gonna last long.
like he's going to church, okay?
Sorry, Seymour.
I'll just use it to vape, then.
Well, no more makeup for me. Ever!
the coolest thing you can do, right?
This isn't just gonna start to last long. This isn't just gonna start to last long.
Somewhere, another mustache is in tremendous pain.
Homer, don't forget to pick up milk.
Satchel of golden novamarellas! I sure do like a stupid woman with dead horse meat on her goldfish bones.
How many hospitals did you help build?