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And that's why he gets to be so choosy.
-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.
I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.
Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.
DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE
[doorbell rings]
-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.
♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪
[grunting]
three other girls for the chance to be on camera.
This banana's so good.
You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?
There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,
-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.
but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.
Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.
Why not just take what we want
Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.
What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?
for calling out their bullshit politics.
-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.
You're the man, Steve.
My parents are going through a divorce.
♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪
He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.
Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.
This is nice, right?
This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.
Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.
Steve, do you ever get lonely?
-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.
So embarrassing.
-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!
but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.
-Oh, my God! -Damn!
-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.
Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?
I'm gonna freak.
♪ This is my thinking song. ♪
I shall return.