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I'm gonna freak.
-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.
This banana's so good.
♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪
Steve, do you ever get lonely?
-Oh, my God! -Damn!
You're the man, Steve.
-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.
-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.
This is nice, right?
Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?
Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.
-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.
[doorbell rings]
♪ This is my thinking song. ♪
I shall return.
Why not just take what we want
Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.
DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE
Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.
What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?
Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.
but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.
for calling out their bullshit politics.
-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!
He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.
I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.
There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,
but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.
three other girls for the chance to be on camera.
And that's why he gets to be so choosy.
You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?
-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.
[grunting]
-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.
So embarrassing.
This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.
Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.
♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪
My parents are going through a divorce.