Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.

but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.

Why not just take what we want

-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.

And that's why he gets to be so choosy.

♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪

Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.

Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.

-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.

Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.

You're the man, Steve.

three other girls for the chance to be on camera.

DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE

This is nice, right?

-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!

My parents are going through a divorce.

What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?

but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.

Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.

-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.

This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.

for calling out their bullshit politics.

This banana's so good.

[doorbell rings]

So embarrassing.

♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪

♪ This is my thinking song. ♪

-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.

-Oh, my God! -Damn!

I shall return.

I'm gonna freak.

Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?

There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,

Steve, do you ever get lonely?

I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.

Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.

You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?

-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.

He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.