Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.
Steve, do you ever get lonely?
-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.
Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?
This banana's so good.
Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.
-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.
This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.
You're the man, Steve.
♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪
I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.
Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.
DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE
-Oh, my God! -Damn!
I shall return.
I'm gonna freak.
And that's why he gets to be so choosy.
My parents are going through a divorce.
-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!
[grunting]
[doorbell rings]
You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?
Why not just take what we want
He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.
three other girls for the chance to be on camera.
There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,
What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?
-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.
Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.
So embarrassing.
Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.
This is nice, right?
Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.
but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.
♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪
♪ This is my thinking song. ♪
-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.
for calling out their bullshit politics.
-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.
-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.