Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My parents are going through a divorce.

This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.

Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.

but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.

I shall return.

-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.

So embarrassing.

I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.

And that's why he gets to be so choosy.

You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?

three other girls for the chance to be on camera.

♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪

Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.

-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.

-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.

♪ This is my thinking song. ♪

Why not just take what we want

-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!

Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.

Steve, do you ever get lonely?

This is nice, right?

Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.

There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,

DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE

for calling out their bullshit politics.

-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.

He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.

but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.

This banana's so good.

-Oh, my God! -Damn!

[doorbell rings]

I'm gonna freak.

Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?

-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.

♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪

What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?

-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.

You're the man, Steve.

Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.