Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a solid. -Okay.

My parents are going through a divorce.

for calling out their bullshit politics.

-[sniffles] I love you, kiddo. -I love you too, dad.

You ruined my first date, Andrew! Why wouldn't you just, like, pants me?

Okay, I have this friend, who is me, Coach Steve.

-Oh, my God! -Damn!

Andrew, sweetheart, you're gonna have a wonderful time.

Yeah, like-like, she like, like-like likes you.

-Mom? -Sure, you can call me Mom.

Why not just take what we want

And that's why he gets to be so choosy.

This is my swan song, baby. I'm retiring.

♪ Doing sex on a lady ♪

He locked me in the car with him and shot his brains out of his head.

♪ This is my thinking song. ♪

-You actually have good style. -That's sort of a weird complement.

This banana's so good.

but on the other hand, she makes regular eye contact with me.

I'm so sorry that I didn't get you a card.

This is nice, right?

DEEP QUEENS SELF STORAGE

I shall return.

Wow, I didn't know she was capable of positivity.

You're the man, Steve.

There are fingerprint smudges all over your screen,

Steve, do you ever get lonely?

♪ And make my wee wee sneeze In a lady... ♪

I'm gonna freak.

[doorbell rings]

Yeah, his parents have given him such high self-esteem.

What? Don't I still need you for like puberty and everything?

So embarrassing.

-[bell rings] -Nick! I am obsessed with your shirt.

-Sweetheart! Fall into Mommy's arms! -Oh, no!

Like, he's frail and has to sit down in the shower?

-You should go for it. -I don't know. It feels wrong.

but actually, I'm a little nervous, because I'm a total virgin.

three other girls for the chance to be on camera.