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Do you need me to show you where it is?
Wow, wait, really?
My dad fucks around all the time.
No woman has ever wanted to do sex with you before.
like when good-looking people wear glasses.
Oh, hey, Coach Steve. Or should I say Gary?
-um... not of the same station? -The same station?
[Coach Steve] ♪ Do-do-bah-do-do-do. ♪
which is kind of a bummer because I was really more than anything
-Now get the fuck outta here! -[laughing]
-Dump it off an overpass? -Good call. [gasps]
This sounds serious.
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
No, a Gary plays catch with you
Mwah!
Hey, Steve, whatever happened to your Gary?
-Not with your mother. -Jesus.
-[softly] It's underneath. -Okie-dokie.
carpal tunnel, brace bitches even looks at her,
Your mom's double down on her Klonopin, first of all.
Now you're touching my peen and it feels stupendous!
-[gunshot] -[glasses shatter]
Like, they took a sex class, but then I realized,
Very well, ladies.
Hey! Do not talk about your mother like that, young lady.
Who's saying that?
You're little Jesse Glaser, right? I saw it coming.
-I know. It's a stupid name. -That's the stupidest name I ever heard!
♪ I'll spiff up my little fellow Make it stand up proud ♪
-Oh, right. You're a naive gentleman. -Uh-huh.
Holy shit.
when it comes to aggressively removing someone else's clothes.
-[shutter clicks] -Oh, my God. Gina and DeVon?
Yeah, I don't feel ashamed.
As always, you're spot on, my dude.
Glouberman? Ew! Perfect!
I'll always be right here in my body.
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