Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mwah!
like when good-looking people wear glasses.
which is kind of a bummer because I was really more than anything
♪ I'm gonna do sex on a lady ♪
No woman has ever wanted to do sex with you before.
-[gunshot] -[glasses shatter]
Who's saying that?
-Not with your mother. -Jesus.
Very well, ladies.
Like, they took a sex class, but then I realized,
Wow, wait, really?
-um... not of the same station? -The same station?
This sounds serious.
[Coach Steve] ♪ Do-do-bah-do-do-do. ♪
No, a Gary plays catch with you
-Now get the fuck outta here! -[laughing]
Hey, Steve, whatever happened to your Gary?
carpal tunnel, brace bitches even looks at her,
when it comes to aggressively removing someone else's clothes.
Now you're touching my peen and it feels stupendous!
Oh, hey, Coach Steve. Or should I say Gary?
Holy shit.
-[shutter clicks] -Oh, my God. Gina and DeVon?
-Oh, right. You're a naive gentleman. -Uh-huh.
Do you need me to show you where it is?
Hey! Do not talk about your mother like that, young lady.
Glouberman? Ew! Perfect!
-Dump it off an overpass? -Good call. [gasps]
Your mom's double down on her Klonopin, first of all.
Yeah, I don't feel ashamed.
You're little Jesse Glaser, right? I saw it coming.
-I know. It's a stupid name. -That's the stupidest name I ever heard!
As always, you're spot on, my dude.
My dad fucks around all the time.
♪ I'll spiff up my little fellow Make it stand up proud ♪
I'll always be right here in my body.
-[softly] It's underneath. -Okie-dokie.