Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you tell your friend that it's okay to have sex with Jay's Mom.

THANK YOU, I'M SORRY, THANK YOU, I'M SORRY!

-Can I talk to you for a second? -Oh!

And then your dad, on June 8th, stopped refilling his Viagra.

-To Garys. -To Garys!

I'm gonna wring you out like a sponge!

I know I seem like a real gigolo,

♪ I'm going through change... ♪

and we hold in our urine and it hurts.

and if any of you prescription filling,

What? I love this dude,

So she's going to walk around this local ass pharmacy,

-[foghorn blares] -You look beautiful, Steve.

but you should do something baller on the zip line.

Your arts and crafts room. Nice.

We gotta figure it out, Coach Steve. This is my designated toilet.

[gun cocks] Clack-clack.

Thank God you're here, Rick.

and gives you illegal fireworks.

Yeah, that's precisely what we're doing, Dad.

Oh, no! You figured it out.

What a surprise to see you guys here.

♪ Do like the birds do the bees ♪

♪ Then I'll go number three in the Lady Place... ♪

Yes, grab ahold of your waist bands, because it's National Pants-ing Week,

I swear to God I will paint the greeting card aisle with your guts!

Sleeping with the Enemy.

No, wait! I think my pener has to make a kaka.

Having a Gary actually sounds kind of nice.

Yeah, I've heard that too.